"I think it's mostly the mouth part of my face that has that affect," I said, chuckling a bit. Of course, it's not like it's nice people that want to club me. Well, sometimes it is. But the vast majority of them are bad, bad people which I feel like counts for something.

"And mostly it's 'you ruined my dastardly plan' or 'you mocked and insulted me!' that gets it."