Maggie smirked. "I know someone like that. One of - well, my best friend. Sometimes the ruining of dastardly plans, but usually just because he's a sarcastic little shit." The last was said with very clear affection in both word and tone. "I won't guarantee that won't happen here, but there aren't many dastardly plans to speak of. Most of the ones likely to do things like that aren't given that much of a leash. The mocking and insulting is all on you, but we have good doctors and even a few healers if the club makes an appearance."

Her grin still evident, she continued. "I want to say something about 'meddling kids' but I'm not sure if the reference would mean anything to you."