"And who'm I going to tell, exactly?" she called over her shoulder, "my dozens of friends?"

Bella frowned as she caught a strange scent, but then Vlad decided to choose that moment to go out in a blaze of glory. She turned back to him. "You know what? I'm not even in the mood to tear you into manageable portions. Say goodnight, Gracie."

Then, without seeming to move, Vlad had turned into Vlad 1 and Vlad 2, both of which were on fire.

Shoving a Zippo back into her pocket, she turned back to Levi. "At least it's quieter now."