"Oh, right, that big five year age gap you've got going on there, that's got to be annoying," he said, rolling his eyes. He was relatively certain that she wasn't going to kill him for insults like that, so he felt more relaxed. "I'm sure that's a pain in your perfect ass when trying to rent a car you don't need to drive or buy alcohol you probably don't drink."

Sure, in 5 more years that would be a legitimate pain in the ass, but he wasn't exactly going to have any sympathy for her.

"And it's just like a werewolf, only it's not a wolf, it's a yak. Come by headquarters sometime, I'll introduce you."