"I don't think you understand how often I do this sort of thing," Levi said. True, it generally didn't turn out to be a vampire, but it was often something freaky and scary and not quite human. It was his job to do that kind of thing.

"And let's be honest, they won't kill me. With a face like this and a job on the police force? I'll be a vampire drone cabana boy for sure. And careful there, you almost smiled."